Sunday, May 4, 2008

Disney, Why so Serious?



Once again another Disney Star has a scandalous photo flap...unlike the Vanessa Hudgens mess these photos were only semi nude and taken by a professional photographer. While everyone is trying to blame Billy Ray for the Miley Vanity Fair Fiasco, I suspect that Disney was involved. If you know, Annie Leibowitz who took the "racy" photos was also contracted to do Disney's "Year of a Million Dreams" series of photos of stars in various famous Disney Roles, recently Annie did Julianne Moore as Ariel.

So I suspect that some Disney Exec trying to make a name for them self hired Annie to take a series of photos to further promote Miley as she has a upcoming Hannah Montana movie in the making. Unlike the Million Dreams shoot where Annie was on a script, for VF she was allowed to do whatever she wanted, thus we have this mess.

Now Disney is trying to salvage...I mean cover their ass as they protect one of their major cash cows.

What's next? Zac Efron and a dead prostitute...Well the infamous DC Madame was recently found dead from a "suicide"....hmmmmm....

Media Warrior News Network, We make wild assumptions... you Decide.

Saturday, April 12, 2008

How do they get away with this!?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA70lciqbG8

It is called Ratatoing, the blatant obvious ripoff of Rataoulie from Brazil.
It does not stop there.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7tJsAuG2TR8&feature=related

Here is Little Cars, the ripoff of you guessed it Cars.

I am afraid that Disney has gotten soft of late, they have become all about Hannah Montana and High School Musicals that they lawyers are sleeping on the job. During the Days if Eisner, these guys would be up to their eyes in lawsuits.

Friday, February 29, 2008

New Line is No More

Full Article Here

PURE STUPIDITY......

New Line now joins Carloco Pictures as a studio that had a major hit then drove themselves into the ground with one FLOP picture.

In the early 90's Carloco made over one billion dollars with two hits Terminator 2 and Basic Instinct, then a few moderate hits such as Stargate and Universal Soldier. Then it took one film called Cutthroat Island to cause everything to crash down. The film cost 110 million to make and only earned 10 million. The film lost so much money it earned a spot in the Guiness Book of World Records for the Biggest loss ever by a studio. That later was taken by The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but that did not bankrupt a studio.

New Line made over a billion on the LOTR films, ticket sales then accompanies by the merchandise, DVD and TV rights. THen Bob Shaye screws Jackson over his rightful earnings, thus stops the production of the Hobbit. Shaye then tries to do his own fantasy films to show that he can out do Jackson. His film was the Last Mimzy, yep that was one really sucky title.

What really killed New Line was The Golden Compass, a film based on a series of books by a Militant Atheist who openly hated the works of Tolkien and CS Lewis, made some public comments that turned off the public then DECIDED to sink money into a film for this trilogy. Rumors are swirling around the internets that it cost close to 300 million to make. The entire budget of all 3 LOTR films. This was only the first film!

So we have here the same thing that doomed United Artists in 1980, no control over spending and huge ego in control of things. This led to UA sinking 44 million into Heaven's Gate which FLOPPED and folded the studio.

Here we have Shaye ego causing him to piss off Jackson, delay the production of the Hobbit. Then make one film as a pissing contest that was total crap, then sink 300 million into a Holiday film based on books that are labeled as Anti-god and written by n atheist.

Now after that fiasco, Shaye new he was toast and as one desperate last measure. Made good with Jackson, (more like Grovel) to make the Hobbit because he new his job was now on the line.

Money and EGO ever mix well.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Chelsea Super Delegate DATE: EPIC FAIL



You know that date had to went BAD for after all of that this Super Delegate decides to go for Obama.

Talk about EPIC FAIL in a campaign riddled with embarassing moments, this is from a Presidental Hopeful who with her and Bill's influence pulled some strings at Avenue Capital Group and Hedge fund a company that donated millions to her political campaign. After getting her daughter a job at this company, she then TRASHES her job at a political rally in Ohio.

So you pull strings to get your daughter a job that you do not approve of? That is like a Baptist reverend pulling strings to get his daughter a job at a seedy strip club.

"Bitchwhore much?"

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Things I learned from the newest Rambo movie.

I just got back from seeing the new RAMBO film with a friend. I would like to share with you several things I learned from this highly informative and educational film.

1. Burma is royally fraked up.

2. Pacifism is a mental disease

3. Don't frak with Rambo.

4. The national sport of Burma is the 50m minefield
run.

5. Red smoke means it time for rape.

6. Don't frak with Rambo.

7. If you go into a genocidal warzone with only Bibles
high ideal and good intentions. Expect to find yourself
in a deep turd situation.

8. War is natural, peace is an accident.

9. High Ideals romantic notions will get brutally bitchsmacked
by reality every time.

10. Don't frak with Rambo.

11. The .50 BMG is designed to be used on vehicles, light armor
and aircraft not people. Use it on people, you turn them into
paint.

12. If you are pushed hard enough, killing is as easy as breathing.

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Heath Ledger

When I first saw the link to the yahoo news article reporting his death. I was in disbelief, as I had to look at the article twice to just for by brain to register it. I expected to hear that Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears or Lindsay Lohan died before him. This is the guy who had a career that was really about to take off, we was already filming one movie and had another high profile film The Dark Knight in post production.

It just shows that some celebs have personal problems that do not get known to public. He kept his problems to himself and in many cases with addiction not getting his troubles known by friends or family is what does them in. While Amy and Britney we see their self destructive behavior constantly in the tabloids and blogs daily, not once did we hear that Heath Ledger was struggling with addictions or any health problems.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Craigs List SUCKS

In my quest to end my unemployment status, I am looking for creative and media related jobs on Craigs List. I came to a conclusion, there are not any, if there are it is like looking for a diamond ring in a pile of cow shit.

I applied to two seperate jobs, both turned out to be a joke. One was for a Admin/Clerical Job for a music agency. That sent me a auto response email with two links to some cheap looking website for a rap label. One link was for a online application, second was for the background check that they charged 45 dollars for.

SCAM

Second was for a freelance writing job, that when I sent in my resume, there was a
auto-response to a link to subscribe to a email magazine for finding freelance jobs.

SCAM